So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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