I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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