You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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