you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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