she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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