lets start a swedish sibling band together
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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