Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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