omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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