I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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