I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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