I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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