have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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