This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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