I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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