There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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