bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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