Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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