Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
