guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
