if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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