I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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