I'm going to jail i love you
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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