Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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