Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Randomize
