So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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