I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
