so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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