Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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