I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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