We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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