can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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