he puts the penis in happiness.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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