the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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