we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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