Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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