i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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