after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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