yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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