Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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