He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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