I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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