My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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