fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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