I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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