I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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I think a kid would responsible me up
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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