Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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