Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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