you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
