so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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