Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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