guys are only as good as the porn they watch
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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