Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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